I'm in my early 30's, I got a good job, making good money, have a nice apartment, seeing a sexy ass girl, why the fuck am I here. Yea I got occasionally drunk, did stupid things, fucked people I shouldn't have, but I never broke the law. I never did a fucking thing illegal my entire life. I'm in a fucking orange jumpsuit for parking tickets that aren't mine. This was the most embarrassing moment of my life. I entered the piss smelling jail and was processed, forced to shower and had to throw on an orange jumpsuit. I was lucky enough to get a call into my girlfriend, who is out of town and won't be able to pay the bail until tomorrow morning.
The bail is only a few hundred dollars, but they won't take the money from me. My damn ex wife! I was kind enough to let her keep her car, but it's still in my damn name, and sure enough, the warrants are not out for her arrest but mine. How the fuck could this happen to me? A few hours before I was driving minding my own business, when a County Sheriff pulled me over after doing a random license plate check and told me I was pulled over for unpaid parking tickets. Unpaid parking tickets, I'm in the back of a police car on the way to the County Jail because of unpaid parking tickets.
